The Chosen Idjit

Hello there. I'm Sibylle, the King of Idjits. Our kingdom is vast, prosperous and has successfully survived through the centuries of History. And you, human, are most certainly welcome in it; we shall go on an adventure together, or sail on the seas with our ships.
I happen to have fandom activities, such as Doktah Who, Sherlock, GoT, Harry Potter, Attack on Titan, LotR, and some more.
Professional fangirl, angry biologist, proud French, Ravenclaw, lame writer and pianist.
I am very ferocious, don't ask anything (is reverse psychology working?) and don't ever mention octopi on here or dreadful things will occur.

Hello there, don’t even know if anyone will see this.

I’m very busy with prep school so I don’t have time to be on tumblr. But it seems like I’ve lost interest in it.

I met some wonderful people on here, and some of them actually became my friends, but why spend so much time on here while you can go outside and breathe the fresh air?

It’s been an honour blogging with you all, I bid you farewell, dear humans.

I’ll still check my messages, so can still talk to me btw.

3 months ago on May 22nd | J | 3 notes
Tagged as: #personal 

tennants-hair:

stop unfollowing me i have children to feed

3 months ago on April 27th | J | 172 notes

iamtheboob:

WHY AM I SO HUNGRY TODAY WHAT 

EAT SOMETHING GOD DAMMIT

3 months ago on April 26th | J | 3 notes
holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

3 months ago on April 26th | J | 83,562 notes
Tagged as: #NO 
3 months ago on April 26th | J | 297,804 notes
sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

Horse: Oh god man

Granny: Take me now

Lady: I mustn’t look

Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

Mother: Don’t look children

Guy: *ded*

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

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Horse: Oh god man

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Granny: Take me now

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Lady: I mustn’t look

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Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

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Mother: Don’t look children

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Guy: *ded*

3 months ago on April 26th | J | 137,703 notes

simulatedstars:

jonasbrothers:

justintimerblake:

babemagneto:

does the ‘science side of tumblr’ actually exist???

science side of tumblr what do you think?

protons

science side sounds quite positive today

3 months ago on April 26th | J | 340,169 notes

I’M NOT SURE WHY BUT THERE’S A GIANT ROLL OF BUBBLE WRAP IN MY LIVING ROOM

stagegayromance:

mere-existence:

ismychemicalromanceback:

ismychemicalromanceback:

I AM EXCITED

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I HAVE LIKE 6 ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO THIS IT GOES POP POP POP SO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

a. fabulous b. are you watching a documentary on happy sloths?

maybe.

4 months ago on April 21st | J | 124,958 notes

sushipencil:

bikinimybottom:

funfandoms:

inbox:

Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio

it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name

there aren’t any in his hands either

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4 months ago on April 21st | J | 211,055 notes

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

4 months ago on April 21st | J | 68,467 notes

timelady-of-221b:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sherlockspeare:

John, what is your face, John.

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET

THIS IS MY EXTREME FROWN

THIS IS MY MURDER FROWN

4 months ago on April 21st | J | 101,292 notes

bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

4 months ago on April 21st | J | 121,055 notes

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

4 months ago on April 21st | J | 212,339 notes
Tagged as: #NOPE 

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

4 months ago on April 21st | J | 67,593 notes

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

4 months ago on April 21st | J | 724,222 notes