The Chosen Idjit

Hello there. I'm Sibylle, the King of Idjits. Our kingdom is vast, prosperous and has successfully survived through the centuries of History. And you, human, are most certainly welcome in it; we shall go on an adventure together, or sail on the seas with our ships.
I happen to have fandom activities, such as Doktah Who, Sherlock, GoT, Harry Potter, Attack on Titan, LotR, and some more.
Professional fangirl, angry biologist, proud French, Ravenclaw, lame writer and pianist.
I am very ferocious, don't ask anything (is reverse psychology working?) and don't ever mention octopi on here or dreadful things will occur.

I’M NOT SURE WHY BUT THERE’S A GIANT ROLL OF BUBBLE WRAP IN MY LIVING ROOM

stagegayromance:

mere-existence:

ismychemicalromanceback:

ismychemicalromanceback:

I AM EXCITED

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I HAVE LIKE 6 ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO THIS IT GOES POP POP POP SO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

a. fabulous b. are you watching a documentary on happy sloths?

maybe.

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 89,212 notes

sushipencil:

bikinimybottom:

funfandoms:

inbox:

Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio

it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name

there aren’t any in his hands either

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tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 31,824 notes

timelady-of-221b:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sherlockspeare:

John, what is your face, John.

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET

THIS IS MY EXTREME FROWN

THIS IS MY MURDER FROWN

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bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 68,818 notes

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 143,518 notes
Tagged as: #NOPE 

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 55,510 notes

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 501,861 notes
catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

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the-treble:

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.

the-treble:

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 189,347 notes

spockisinthetardis:

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

oh god it’s back

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 137,362 notes

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

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jenkotsu:

takemeasiamff:

thebravedontsurrender:

afadedbouquet:

brunomarsislife:

THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.

should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT

HONESTLYYY

Women of tumblr, lesbihonest now

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 535,477 notes

avengingpeople-huntingthings:

holyfrackles:

don’t make me say it guys

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don’t make me say it

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tennants-hair:

destielcult:

zeppstiel:

journeyintohiddlestiel:

veganoatmeal:

Wondering whether Castiel’s last line to Dean will be, “Hello, Dean” or “Goodbye, Dean.”

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“Dean I-“

DON’T.

YOU MADE TWO FANDOMS CRY IN ONE COMMENT. SHOULD I APPLAUD YOU OR HATE YOU ?

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 43,600 notes